I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
