He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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