We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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