He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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