So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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