Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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