i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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