I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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