Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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