fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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