gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i barfeds in our rink
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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