You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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