is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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