yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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