So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Me too!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
this hospital has no fireball
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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