It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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