I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
