That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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