well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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