I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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