Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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