once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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