I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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