Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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