Nicole vs. Life
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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