We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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