How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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