U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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