Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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