just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
