Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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