peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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