Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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