I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
