Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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