More tranny stories later!
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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