new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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