dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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