Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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