He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
