I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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