it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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