She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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