so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and she was petting her beer can
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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