Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
foreskin is a definite game changer
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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