bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We’re leaving where are you
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