All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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