I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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