My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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