Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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